Avoid The Heated Debate

(My boyfriend and I are walking along the small river in our hometown, when the topic comes to the fact that we both read about a collective jumping event into the river a few days prior.)

Me: “I just don’t get why you’d jump in there!”

Boyfriend: *sticks his hand into the water* “Hmm, it’s not even that cold.”

Me: “No, I didn’t mean that it might be too cold, I meant the temperature!”

Boyfriend: *doubles over laughing*

Me: “Ugh! I meant to say dirt!”

Boyfriend: “You know… Sometimes I think I have a smart girlfriend. And then you say things like that…”