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Avoid A Shake With The Snake

, , , , | Right | April 8, 2015

(It’s Valentine’s day and my boyfriend and I are at a restaurant. While we are waiting for a table, we go to a pet store next door where we hold a ball python. After we get seated, my boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom to wash his hands. On his way, he passes a waiter that we know well.)

Waiter: “Hey, man, how’s it going?” *sticks out his hand to shake*

Boyfriend: “Sorry, man, I’d shake, but I was just playing with a python.”

(It didn’t the hit him until he was in the bathroom how dirty it sounded.)


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