Avengers Roundup
Save a Thor-t for our poor customer service staff, especially those working the movie theaters this weekend with the release of Avengers: Endgame. The Stark raving mad customers will Smash their way through the cinemas with a Hawkeye for trouble and a without a S.H.I.E.L.D to defend them, for the defenseless staff it will be like Black-Widow-Friday all over again!
To show solidarity with our friends in the multiplexes, we promised after our last superhero roundup that we’d have an Avengers roundup. Here it is – and just in time for the new movie!
The Avengers: Extended Cut (Or Uncut) — That’s a pretty valid, er, point…
Loki They Met — When you want a nerd, find a nerd!
The Hero The Avengers Needs, Not The One They Deserve — Caution: This story may cause headache.
C***-blocked By The Captain — Many of us would, too.
Hulk Smash Conventions — He’s a different kind of Hulk.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Me From This Stupidity — Captain America: Documentary.
He Forgot Hammer-Man — A fan is a fan, no matter their age.
I Marvel At Your Chauvinism — A fan is a fan, no matter their gender.
The New Job Is Very Loki — Sometimes a bad guy is a good guy.
Karkat, Thor, and Loki Walk Into A Bar — And when a bad guy and a good guy team up, watch out!
A Smashing Deal — The Avengers are fighting real criminals, too.
Granola Bars, High In Iron, Gamma Rays, and Vibranium — The Avengers touch the heart of a wonderful child.
Leave a comment below and tell us your tale about the Avengers! Has the new movie caused any mayhem for you? We’d love to hear about it!
