Avengers Disassemble

(I’m chatting with my friend online, after we have both just finished watching and discussing the new ‘Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D’, when I decide to change the subject.)

Me: “Did I tell you about the super cute guy I met?”

Friend: “No, but I’m sure he’s not Asgardian.”

Me: “I would hope not; I’d much prefer a cyborg. I might try to take him apart though. I think that would probably put a damper in the relationship.”

Friend: “Just maybe.”

Me: “Only if I don’t figure out how to put him back together after.”

Friend: “We’re joking about dissecting a guy you just met, by the way.”

Me: “Not dissecting, disassembling!”

Friend: “Because that’s better?”

Me: “It is! Much less gooey.”