Avengers, Assemble And Spell!
California, Funny Names, Funny Stories, Geeks Rule, Hotel, Phone, Reception, Silly, USA, Wordplay | Right
| January 18, 2023
I’m a hotel receptionist, and I’m on the phone with a guest who’s booking a room.
Me: “I’m sorry, can you spell your names out for me?”
Guest: “Takayoshi. That’s Thanos, Avengers, Korg, Ant-Man, Yellowjacket, Odin, Spider-Man, Hawkeye, Iron Man. My wife is Viktoria. That’s Valkyrie, Infinity, Killmonger, Thor, Okoye, Ragnarok, Ironheart, America.”
Yes, he said that with a completely serious tone and what I imagine was a completely straight face.
Thankfully, years of training allowed me to keep a poker face and type his information into our register. Immediately after he hung up, I ran straight to the washroom and laughed for like fifteen minutes straight.
Man, it’s days like this that make life worth living.






