Automated Frustrated

(I’m the customer in this story, talking to an automated phone system.)

System: “How may I help you?”

(Not sure if it’s voice recognition or it’s gonna start listing options, I wait.)

System: “I missed that. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Internet connectivity?”

System: “I missed that. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Bring back the f****** keypad options.”

System: “I missed that. Please press one for tech support, two for billing.”

(I hope that call was recorded for quality monitoring and someone got a laugh out of that.)