Autocorrect Is Cat-atonic
(My sister-in-law’s car dies. My brother texts me to let me know, but thanks to autocorrect, he sends me the following:)
Brother: “[Sister-In-Law]’s cat died yesterday. She traded it in for $100.”
Me: “I didn’t even know she had a cat. And why did someone give her cash for a dead cat?”
Brother: “Huh? What do you mean?”
(Pauses for a second and obviously looks at his other message.)
Brother: “Oh, no! Her car died, not her cat!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?