Auto Correct

I work for an American auto company selling parts. I answer phones in our wholesale department, but sometimes I have to cover our front parts counter.

Customer: “Hey, I need a fuel cap for my [truck].”

Me: “No problem, I have it in stock. It’s $29.84 plus tax.”

Customer: “How much?! I can get one from AutoZone for ten bucks. It was the wrong one, but it’s cheaper!”

Me: “I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you the wrong one for free, how’s that?”

Customer: “How does that help?!”