Attitude At Altitude
(A woman is frantically moving up and down the aisle of the plane. We still have two hours to go.)
Me: “Excuse me, ma’am. Can you please sit down? We are experiencing turbulence.”
Passenger: “I don’t care about your f****** turbulence. I need to get out of this plane!”
Me: “Do you mind me asking why?”
Passenger: “We’re right over New York! We’re going to get bombed by Isis!”
Me: “What?!”
Passenger: “Stop the plane!”
(After the flight she was detained and interrogated regarding a bomb threat.)