Attack Of The Cownivores
(Most corn that is grown in Iowa is for livestock. We sell sweet corn at our stand that sits in front of our feed-corn field by the road.)
Customer: “I want some of that corn.” *gestures toward feed corn field*
Me: “Oh, that’s not sweet corn. That’s feed corn.”
Customer: “What?! All corn is sweet corn.”
Me: “No, there is sweet corn grown especially for humans and feed corn grown for cattle.”
Customer: “Bulls***! I know you stupid hicks are trying to cheat me! Cows are meat-eaters!”
This story is part of the Farmer roundup.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
