Attack Of The Contrarian Librarian
(I have recently moved into a new house with four roommates. I get along really well with three of them; the fourth one seems nice but I almost never see her. On my birthday, the first three take me out to the bar. We come home very late, very drunk.)
Me: “Hey, thanks so much. You guys are so awesome! I love you!”
Roommate #1: “Aw, we love you, too!”
Me: “It’s just too bad [Other Roommate] couldn’t come.”
Roommate #2: “Yeah, she’s really busy all the time.”
Roommate #3: “It’s a shame.”
(They go on in this vein for a few more minutes about how it’s too bad they never see [Other Roommate].)
Me: “What is it she does again?”
(There is a deep, massive voice that comes from [Other Roommate’s] bedroom.)
Other Roommate: “SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!”
Roommate #1: “She’s a librarian.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?