Attack Of Chickzilla

, , , | Right | June 9, 2021

Customer: “I want eight chicken wings, but I want them all from the same chicken.”

Me: “That’s impossible, ma’am.”

Customer: “Why?!”

Me: “Well, chickens only have two wings.”

Customer: “I don’t want any from those chickens! They’re all genetically modified!”

Me: “Ma’am, if that’s your concern, then it’s the eight-winged chickens you should be worried about.”

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