Atruficially Incorrect

(I’ve been working in my store’s bakery for less than a year, so I’m not familiar with all our seasonal items. With Easter coming up, we’ve started making hot cross buns. They smell amazing, but I don’t like raisins so I check the ingredients label. A few minutes later, the store manager wanders by.)

Me: “Hey, [Manager].”

Manager: “Hey, [My Name].”

Me: “Hey, do you know if there’s like… someone who gets paid to make our ingredients labels? And if so can I have their job?”

Manager: “Um. Why?”

Me: “Because I don’t think ‘enzumes‘ and ‘atruficial flavors‘ are a thing.”