Atone For Sins, Make Peace With Maker, Close Phone Account

| | Right | May 12, 2009

Me: “How may I help you today?”

Customer: “I’d like to close my account.”

Me: “Well, I’m sorry to hear that, but I can assist you with that right here. May I ask why you’re closing your account today?”

Customer: “What? You don’t know?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I don’t.”

Customer: “It’s the Armageddon!”

Me: “Uh, well, okay, ma’am, I’ll get your account closed right away… is there anything else I can do for you?”

Customer: “Watch your back, young lady! You’ll see! The Armageddon’s coming, make no mistake!” *hangs up*

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  • Jesen

    She must have been in for a real shock later that year

    • Ozzlik

      Honestly, unless it’s the Reapers, I don’t give a d**n about Armageddon.

      • Dsru Bin

        I hear that Crazy Ivan knows how to deal with Reapers.

  • Dsru Bin

    If it’s the Armageddon, will money really be of any use to you?