At This Rate He’ll Be Double-Dumped

| Romantic | March 10, 2015

(My boyfriend and I go to different universities in different states. The last time I saw him in person, I had just bought bras a size larger. I’m texting him, complaining that my boobs hurt and that I think they’re getting larger.)

Me: “I don’t need my boobs getting any bigger! A ‘D’ is a good enough size!”

Boyfriend: “Wait… you’re a ‘D’?!”

Me: “Um… yea…”

Boyfriend: “Does that mean you’re gonna be a double ‘D’?!”

Me: “If they keep this s*** up they will be!”

Boyfriend: “THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER!”

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