At The End Of The Day She’s Totally Pooped

| Friendly | February 13, 2015

(I am in the store when a little girl about three jumps I front of me.)

Girl: “Hi!”

Me: “Hi.”

Girl: “I am going to play Barbies when I am going home.”

Me: “Oh, wow, that’s cool.”

(The little girl and I are going to talk a bit as she tells me what she is going to do when she gets home.)

Girl: “—and before I go to bed I am going to go poop. I always go poop before I go to bed.”

Me: *laughing hard* “Oh, really?”

(Her dad’s face turned red and he pulled her away.)

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