At Least You Can Say She Was Drooling Over You

| Romantic | January 8, 2014

(My girlfriend and I are watching TV in bed when we start wrestling with each other. It starts out innocently enough, but soon she gets the upper hand and pins down my arms. She then acts like she’s going to spit on me.)

Me: “Don’t you do it!”

(All of a sudden, a glob of drool lands on my face.)

Girlfriend: “Haha! I tried to suck it back in but then I noticed it was gone…”

Me: “That’s what she said…”

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