At Least They’re Not Looking For Weapons

I sell safety supplies, and I’ve run into some strange customers.

Customer #1: *On the phone* “I want a four-gas monitor to prove that masks are killing kids. I want to go disrupt an upcoming teacher meeting!”

And then, there was this one.

Customer #2: “I need a hazmat suit. The government is going to release microworms in the air that could kill you!”