At Least He’s Being Honest
Customer: “Excuse me, where are your graphic novels?”
Me: “Graphic novel section? If you’ll just follow me, I ca–”
Customer: “No. Graphic novels.”
Me: “Graphic novels. Right this way–”
Customer: “No! Graphic novels!”
Me: “Graphic novels.”
Customer: “No… graphic novels!”
(A moment of silence passes…)
Customer: “Sorry, I’m feeling contrary.”