At Least He’s Being Honest

Customer: “Excuse me, where are your graphic novels?”

Me: “Graphic novel section? If you’ll just follow me, I ca–”

Customer: “No. Graphic novels.”

Me: “Graphic novels. Right this way–”

Customer: “No! Graphic novels!”

Me: “Graphic novels.”

Customer: “No… graphic novels!”

(A moment of silence passes…)

Customer: “Sorry, I’m feeling contrary.”