At Least All The Options Are Out In The Open
(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed one night and discussing what kind of parents we’ll be.)
Boyfriend: “I’m going to be that dad that greets his daughter’s boyfriend with a shotgun.”
Me: “What if our daughter is a lesbian?”
Boyfriend: “Way to burst my bubble, hon.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?