At Lagerheads
(A drunk guest comes down and wants their car but we refuse to give it to him because he is intoxicated. We call him a cab and ask if he needs his house key off his key ring.)
Customer: “Oh, yeah. I might need that.”
Me: “Okay, which one is it?”
Customer: “It’s that black one right there.”
Me: “Sir, that’s your car key. Which one is your house key?”
Customer: “No, really. It’s that black one.”
Me: “No… that’s your car key.”
Customer: “You don’t understand; I made it universal. It opens everything in my house.”
Me: “Okay, I’m just going to give you everything but the car key. Have a nice night, sir.”
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