Asylum Of The Daleks

(I’m wearing a Doctor Who shirt and out at a restaurant with my fiancé. When my fiancé gets up from our table a stranger approaches me.)

Stranger: “So you are allowed to wear stuff like that and your boss doesn’t get angry. huh?”

Me: “Sorry, what?”

Stranger: “Your shirt. ‘Keep calm, I’m the Doctor.’ Which insane asylum do you work at? I know there’s quite a few around here.”

Me: “…The Dalek Asylum.”

Stranger: “Hey I think I know that one! Well, nice chatting with you. Keep up the good work!”

(Just as the stranger leaves my fiancé returns.)

Fiancé: “Who was that?”

Me: “You won’t believe what just happened.”