Assumptions Benefitting An Idiot

, , , | Friendly | August 8, 2018

(I’m a man, doing some grocery shopping on a weekday. It’s in the middle of July, and I have a day off. Another customer, pushing a baby stroller, approaches my cart and looks in.)

Customer: “Sure that will fit on your benefits?”

Me: “Excuse me? Why would you assume I’m on benefits?”

Customer: “Well, else you’d be at work, duh.”

(Apparently it’s very strange to take days off during summer.)

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