Assault And Battery For The Salt And Battery
(I am working the register. The day has been smooth so far, and I’ve even managed to tell a few jokes to liven up a customer’s day. A middle-aged man comes into the store, buying a packet of salt, and some batteries.)
Me: *joking* “I guess I’ll have to charge you for assault and battery, now do I?”
Man: *irate* “YOU F****** D******! I’M SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE JOKE, NOT YOU! I’M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN!” *throws salt at my chest and storms out*
Customer: Holy s***! Did someone put salt in his coffee today?
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
