Assassin’s Crib

(My husband and I have a favorite game store because they tend to treat females very well. We have a two-year-old daughter who has been loving the games as much as we have.)

Cashier: “Is that all for you?”

Husband: “Oh, I have a few pre-orders to make.”

Cashier: “No problem.”

(I’m holding our daughter. I find a game case she likes, ‘Assassin’s Creed’.)

Me: “Look baby, it is your favorite!”

Daughter: “Ezio!”

Cashier: “Did she just!?”

Me: “No, no, this is Conner. But I bet he is just as cool as—”

Daughter: “No! Ezio! Ezio! Ezio!”

(I didn’t know what was better: My daughter saying Ezio’s name over and over, or the cashier trying to stay professional and not squeal at a two year old.)