Ass-ertive Parents

(I am sitting at home. My dad is showing my mom some pictures he took of a roller derby match for a second opinion.)

Dad: *says something incoherent*

Mom: “Just look at that a**! It’s all you can see!”

Brother: “The things yelled across this household! THAT A**!”

Mom: “Well, it’s all you can see! It’s just a large black space in the middle of the picture!”

Brother: “Are you TRYING to make it sound p*rnographic?”