Aspirin And Tyrone And Eggs, Oh My

(It is Halloween. We are in class doing math problems when all of a sudden a bunch of students dressed as Matadors burst in, followed by two students in a bull costume. They run around the classroom for a bit before leaving.)

Teacher: “Now we’re going to work on a word problem. If Tyrone has 14 dozen eggs on Halloween and divides them between his five friends, how much aspirin will Tyrone’s mother need to take?”