Asking For A Pop In The Eye

| Germany | Romantic | March 31, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are watching a particularly sentimental scene on TV when he suddenly interrupts.)

Boyfriend: “D***, I should have bought spinach!”

Me *jokingly* “Wow, what a romantic thing to say at this point.”

Boyfriend: “Spinach can be romantic!”

Me: “No, not really.”

Boyfriend: “What if I made it into a heart shape?”

Me: “Erm…”

Boyfriend: “What if I covered the bed in spinach?”

Me: “Eww!”

Boyfriend: “What if it was a heart-shaped bed covered in spinach?”

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