Ask Me No Questions, I’ll Tell You No Porkies
Mom: *to three-year-old daughter* “Ham, pork, and bacon all come from the same animal.”
Daughter: “Which animal do they come from?”
Dad: “From the pig.”
Daughter: “How do they get them out of the pig?”
Mom: “…”
Dad: “…”
Mom: “…”
Dad: “Eat your dinner, sweetie.”
(Not today. Soon, but not today.)
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