Ask Me No Questions, I’ll Tell You No Porkies

, , , , | Related | December 5, 2017

Mom: *to three-year-old daughter* “Ham, pork, and bacon all come from the same animal.”

Daughter: “Which animal do they come from?”

Dad: “From the pig.”

Daughter: “How do they get them out of the pig?”

Mom: “…”

Dad: “…”

Mom: “…”

Dad: “Eat your dinner, sweetie.”

(Not today. Soon, but not today.)

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