Who Gets To Sit On The Adamantium Throne

(My husband and I text each other sometimes at work. The night before, we had watched ‘Game of Thrones’, which contained a scene with a bear and a maiden in a pit.)

Me: “Random thought. You wouldn’t sacrifice me to a bear for amusement if you get tired of me, would you?”

Husband: “No, wolverine would be funnier.”

Me: “Ooh, I would so huggle him! I would NEVER let him go. Wait—animal or X-Men?”

Husband: “Angry animal.”

Me: “Awww.”