As Parented On TV
(My parents are watching TV. My sisters and I – all of us in our teens – are in the room, but doing other things. An anti-smoking PSA comes on.)
Announcer: “…so talk to your kids about not smoking.”
Mom: *loudly* “Kids, don’t smoke!”
Us: *in chorus, without looking up* “Okay!”
Mom: “Glad that’s taken care of.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?