As Long As They’re Not Smelling Colors
(We are all in the living room doing various things. I’ve just returned home for summer break. My dad makes a cup of tea.)
Me: “Whatever tea you’ve made smells like…”
Brother and Sister: *simultaneously* “Casserole?”
Me: “Ew, what? No, like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Like, specifically that.”
Dad: “Oookay…”
Sister: “I mean, the pizza we made last night smelled like pumpkin pie to me.”
Me: “Uh, what?”
Sister: “Maybe there’s just like… bad smell acoustics in here or something?”
All Of Us: *laughs*
Me: “Bad smell acoustics? Okay, sis, if you say so.” *laughs*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?