As Long As It’s Not Spongebob And Sandy

(My boyfriend and I have only been together for a few months, but we’ve known each other for over a decade. As we are settling down for the night, the topic of baby names comes up.)

Me: “I think, with your last name, I like flower names for girls. Lily, or Rose!”

Boyfriend: “Aw, well, if we have a Lily, we need to name our son Phil, so we can have Phil and Lil!”

Me: “…”

Boyfriend: “That’s right, I brought Rugrats into this.”

Me: “This was a beautiful moment, and you ruined it!”

Boyfriend: “YES! SCORE!”