As Good As It Was Before This Customer Turned Up

| Right | July 18, 2017

(I’m a cashier in a small convenience store. I listen primarily to country music at work because it comes in clearly and there are less objectionable lyrics and themes in it. Currently, Toby Keith’s song ‘As Good As I Once Was’ is playing. The customer in the store is a woman of about fifty years of age.)

Customer: *responding to the chorus* “Yeah, that’s what they all say. ‘Oh, honey, you should have seen me twenty years ago! Or even ten! I was awesome then!’ Such a pack of liars!” *she fixes me with a stern look* “Don’t believe them. They’re never as good as they think they were.”

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