Artificial Unintelligence

| Raleigh, NC, USA | Bizarre, Extra Stupid, Technology

(It’s near closing. A coworker and I are doing some paperwork when a client comes in.)

Client: “Do you use WordPress?”

Coworker: “No.”

Client: “Then what do you use?”

Me: “For what exactly?”

Client: “Web design.”

Me: “Well, sir, none of us here do any web design.”

Client: “Then what is the point of your job?”

Coworker: “We fix computers.”

Client: “Aw, man. Don’t you know you are gonna be replaced by robots?”

Me: “What?”

Client: “Yeah. They got these robots that look just like you or me. They can do everything. They even be secretaries. They can cross their legs and everything.”

(The client attempts to cross his legs while standing and nearly falls down.)

Me: “Sir, the robots currently available have very little AI and have mostly just mastered walking.”

Client: “Man, don’t you know… THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!”

Coworker: “When the robots break down, who will fix them?”

Client: “Well, people, I guess.”

Coworker: “That’s right! Adapt or die, baby!”

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