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Articulating Masticating

| Friendly | April 16, 2014

(I am eating lunch at the end of a hallway with a large group of friends. We usually have about three conversations going on at once.)

Friend #1: *vigorously eating sandwich* “My favorite part about lunchtime is masticating in the hall.”

Friend #2: *not paying attention, suddenly looks up in horror* “Doing WHAT in the hall?!”

(She was relieved when we told her that she had NOT heard what she thought she’d heard.)

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