Arsenic Picnic

| Related | June 1, 2012

(I am serving at the drive through. A middle-aged man pulls up and I greet him. He is obviously not in a good mood, although not directly rude to me.)

Customer: “What soft serve flavors do you have?”

(I list the flavours.)

Customer: “I need something for my mother-in-law, so something good. Then again, whatever…she won’t be happy no matter what it is.”

(I recommend a popular flavour.)

Customer: “Whatever, it’ll do.”

Me: “Would you like me to add any toppings to that?

Customer: *without missing a beat* “Arsenic.”

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