Arsenic Picnic
Restaurant | Related
| June 1, 2012
(I am serving at the drive-through. A middle-aged man pulls up and I greet him. He is obviously not in a good mood, although not directly rude to me.)
Customer: “What soft serve flavors do you have?”
(I list the flavours.)
Customer: “I need something for my mother-in-law, so something good. Then again, whatever…she won’t be happy no matter what it is.”
(I recommend a popular flavour.)
Customer: “Whatever, it’ll do.”
Me: “Would you like me to add any toppings to that?
Customer: *without missing a beat* “Arsenic.”
This story is part of our Mother-In-Law roundup!
