Me: “Good morning, ma’am. What can I get for you today?”
Customer: “Well hello dearie, what kind of mild coffee do you have today?”
Me: “Our light roast today is our Guatemala.”
Customer: “Oh no. I don’t want coffee made by [racial epithet].”
Me: “Um… well, our dark roast is our Ethiopian.
Customer: “I don’t want [another racial epithet] coffee either! Can’t you get me some American coffee?
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, coffee beans don’t grow anywhere in America except Hawaii. And we don’t carry any Kona.”
Customer: “Damn [yet another racial epithet]! Don’t want any of their coffee either. I just want some good old American coffee. That’s what I got last time.”
Me: “I’m sorry. Like I said, we don’t carry any coffee grown in America. Coffee doesn’t grow in the continental United States.”
Customer: “God d*** commies!” *storms off*