Armed With Stupid

I worked at a fast-food place for my first job out of school. The manager was a cool dude, we’ll call him Gary, and we got along really well. Met all the other staff as they’d come in for their casual shifts, and one guy, let’s say Chad, was also really friendly with Gary.

Late Sunday evening, just before close, three guys in balaclavas come in and rob the store. They traumatize the counter chick and are rough with the manager.

After clearing out the safe, one of them apologises to the manager, saying:

Thief: “Sorry, Gary.”

Gary: “What the f***, Chad?!”

Chad and friends were arrested shortly after for armed robbery.