Armed With Bad Jokes
High School | Learning
| October 30, 2016
(I’m in world history class. Somehow we get onto the topic of medieval torture and someone brings up drawing and quartering. Because not everyone knew what that was, out teacher takes the time to explain it.)
Teacher: “So once the limbs are attached to the horses, the horses move apart and the prisoner has his limbs ripped off.”
(Cue moans from girls and high fives from guys.)
Usually Quiet Girl At The Back Of The Class: “That’s against the Constitution!”
Guy At Opposite End Of The Class: *not missing a beat* “Yeah! We have the right to bear arms!”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
