Armageddon Shopping List: Holy Water, Crucifix, Tic Tac
(I am working at the express lane one Sunday morning, and this family comes in. They purchase a few things, and their total comes up to $6.66.)
Customer: *looks at total in horror and points to son* “Quick, get some candy, gum, anything!”
(His son then proceeds to throw a box of Tic Tacs at me.)
Customer: “I will not have the Devil’s number as my total!”
Me: “Thank you, sir. Have a nice day!”
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