Are You Ready To File Your Permission Slips To Party?!

The company I work for has two directors: the owner and his long-term business partner. The owner is an engaging and entertaining personality; the other director, whilst being tremendously efficient at his job, is very likely the most intensely boring person I’ve ever encountered in my life, to the point that the staff have developed the nickname “Funsponge Squareface” for him.

I was recently talking to the owner about something unrelated and he referenced that the other director actually used to be a house DJ for several years before he moved onto the path that led him to his current role. I was amazed and asked if he went by the name “MC health and safety” to which the owner replied, “Yes, he used to raise the roof, but only once all the correct permits had been filed,” and that when the roof was “on fire,” he had the club evacuate.