Are We Married To That Phrasing?

, , , | Right | December 16, 2020

I’ve just finished checking in a guest at around 1:00 am.

Me: “Your room is just down the hall. Have a good night.”

Guest: “Thanks! Can I get a six-am wake-up call?”

Me: “Sure, but I feel bad calling you so soon.”

Guest: *Chuckling* “Thanks, hon, but I have to get up early to marry my daughter.”

There is an awkward pause.

Guest: “Good night.”

At breakfast, he explained that he was talking about walking her down the aisle rather than marrying her. I had been hoping he was just officiating!

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