Are We Human, Or Are We Answers
(I’m an online chat agent for a phone company. I help customers choose and order cell phones and plans through online chat.)
Customer: “Do you carry [Mobile Broadband Plan]?”
Me: “Yes, we do! Would you like me to help you choose the right plan for you?”
Customer: “No. You’re automatic s***! I wanted to talk to an actual employee! No way I’m ever using [Company] again.”
Me: “I assure you I am, in fact, human. Now, do you want to continue?”
Customer: “I don’t believe you. Who’s our finance minister?”
(I tell her the name of Germany’s finance minister.)
Customer: “Oh, sorry, then. I just assumed because you were typing so neatly! Yeah, let’s keep going.”
(I help her figure out the perfect Internet plan for her needs. I make sure to do some small talk and deliberately add a typo here or there.)
Customer: “Thanks, that was really helpful! I’ll go buy it at the store, then.”
(I’m bummed because I have spent a lot of time helping her and I was looking forward to my commission. I won’t get this commission if she orders through the store.)
Me: “You’re welcome, but I could give you 25€ off if you order with me. It’s a matter of five minutes, tops.”
Customer: “No, thanks. I want to buy from an actual person, not a computer. Bye!” *disconnects*
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