Are Jew Crazy?!
(It’s mid-morning on Black Friday. A jovial customer comes in, hits on the young lady I’m ringing out, and then walks around the counter after being rejected. He sees my coworker.)
Customer: “Hey! Hey, man. Are you Jewish?”
Coworker: “What? No?”
Customer: “Oh, good. So you’re American!”
Coworker: “…what?”
(The customer then quite happily left the store.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
