Apparently, She Can Eat Tarmac

, , , , | Right | November 29, 2019

(I am working outside collecting money for graduation parking. I’ve never had this conversation before.) 

Me: “Five dollars, please.”

Driver: “Five dollars? I don’t have five dollars.” *starts to look through her purse*

Me: “If you could please move to the side and I—”

Driver: “Wait! Do you accept food stamps?”

Me: “Uh… what?”

Driver: “Do you accept food stamps?”

Me: *shocked* “No, I’m sorry, ma’am, but there is an ATM.”

Driver: “But you could get more stuff with food stamps!”

Me: “I don’t get the money; the school does. There’s an ATM and you can buy—”

Driver: “No! I’m not paying for this. Take the food stamps.” *tries to shove the food stamps at me*

(My supervisor came in and the lady went to the ATM.) 

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