Apparently Bad Parenting
(I walk into the kitchen and see a toddler reaching for a knife, blade first. I run and grab him before he gets it. He cries, but I let him play with my necklace while I take him back out to his mother, who is attached to her cell phone.)
Mother: “Oh, my God!”
(I hand him to her.)
Me: “Don’t worry, ma’am, he’s fine, I just–”
Mother: “I’m calling the cops! You tried to kidnap my son!”
Me: “You’ve got to be kidding.”
Mother: “I saw you! You had my son!”
Me: “Yes, I found him in the kitchen.”
Mother: “You took him in there!”
Me: “Why would I do that?”
Mother: “Cause you want to be a mother so bad that you had to take my sweet boy!”
Me: “If I took him, why would I bring him back?”
Mother: “Stop distracting me!”
(She begins to dial 911. Another customer walks up. I recognize him.)
Officer: “Ma’am, hang up your phone. I’m a cop.”
(He shows his badge.)
Mother: “Arrest her!”
Officer: “Ma’am, I watched your son walk into the kitchen on his own accord. If anyone is getting arrested, it’s you for endangering the welfare of a child.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.