The Apocalypse Is Not An Excuse For Leaving Early
(Strange atmospheric conditions have caused the sky to turn deep red. Looking out the windows of the office, it’s like looking into a furnace.)
Coworker: “Isn’t there something in the Bible about the sky turning red? This could be the end of the world.”
Me: “If it is, do you think they’ll let us take the rest of the day off?”
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