Ape Versus Giant Sandworm

, , , , , | Right | February 22, 2018

(I am out shopping with my mom and brother. My brother decides to get a $50 box set of the “Planet of the Apes” trilogy, while my mom gets a $5 box set out of a bin of cheap movies.)

Mom: *while checking out* “Will the Planet of the Apes box set off the alarm?”

Cashier: “No, it won’t.”

(Once we all pay, we head out. Sure enough, the alarm rings. A greeter comes over to inspect our bags.)

Mom: “And after the cashier assured us it wouldn’t do this!”

Greeter: *tests the $50 box set, which does nothing* “It wasn’t this.”

Mom: “Could it have been this?”

(The $5 box set does make the alarm go off.)

Me: “Seriously? It was the $5 movie?”

Mom: “Who would want to steal Tremors?”

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