Anywhere But Here

, , , | Right | February 18, 2019

(It’s Memorial Day weekend in a tourist town. We also happen to have a couple of sporting events and a car show, so we’ve been sold out for weeks at least.)

Potential Guest: “I need a room.”

Me: “Normally, I would love to give you one, but unfortunately, I am sold out. [Hotel Nearby] has rooms, though.”

Potential Guest: “No.”

Me: “Well, that’s really the only thing in town that’s open right now.”

Potential Guest: “No.”

Me: “I mean, there’s [Sketchy Motel #1] and [Sketchy Motel #2], but they’re less than savory.”

Potential Guest: “No.”

Me: *turning my computer so she can see* “This website is really accurate, and there’s nothing else in town.”

Potential Guest: “NOTHING ELSE!”

Me: “Have a nice night!”

Potential Guest: *storming out* “SOMEWHERE!”

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